T.V.. one of the many wonders that technology has gifted us..
T.v shows.. one of the many sources of entertainment!!
T.v shows that i am gonna rant about... One of the many reasons that make you want to implant your head into your T.v screen!!...
ok so first up we have Reality shows!!
We have all seen reality shows..
some of them feature future playback singers.. some of them feature future actors.. some feature amazing dancers.. and some feature DERANGED PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GET MARRIED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!!
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO??!
I mean wanting to get your marriage aired on national television is one thing.. but holding a competition to find out who the bridegroom is going to be??!
What's next??.. a reality show on adoption??
When Rakhi Sawant did just that.. I thought that was a once in a lifetime deal.. I seriously thought that we were witnessing the wedding of a person whose level of stupidity was unrivaled in all of the cosmos!
But as usual I was wrong!.. The level of stupidity that exists in the human race is as disturbing as something like this...
I know.. spooky isnt it??
After Rakhi Sawant there were many celebs and people who wanted to do the same!
Next .. One of The most controversial shows on all of television.. The Moment of Truth or its Indian counterpart "sach ka samna"..
This is a show where you get to destroy all your relationships and hurt almost everyone that is close to you.
And the more people you hurt, the richer you get.. YIPPEE!!
Here is the deal.. They ask you 'simple' yes or no questions..
You answer all of them correctly, you get 1 million dollars or in the Indian version.. 1 crore rupees
They put you through some kind of test at the beginning so that they can make sure that you don t lie on stage
Sounds simple enough..even sounds like a pretty sweet deal..
Well.. Imagine yourself sitting there..with a family member in the audience..
Your question might be something like.."Would you disown that person if you where offered a huge amount of money"...
And well many of the people have answered yes!
And the faces of the family members when the hear this are a sight to be witnessed!!
Now oddly no matter how morally wrong this show is..
ITS DAMN ENTERTAINING!! :D..
And the latest addition to the list of BOGUS reality shows is..
RAAZ PICHLE JANAM KA!
The show which 'reveals' secrets from your past life!
NOW C'MON!!
some people are superstitious enough as it is!!.. and bring something like this into their lives and pretty soon the level of superstition in the human race will surpass the level of stupidity!!
And we definitely ..absolutely positively DO NOT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!!
And to make things worse this show is hosted by one of the biggest flop actors the bollywood film industry has ever produced..RAVI KISSAN!!
And to exacerbate things even more.. The show features 'Doctors' who help the participants 'recollect'!
Next up..
MEGA serials..
Boy oh boy!!
I dont even know where to begin with this!
Serials have had many people hooked on to them from the very beginning of television!
If reality shows are the Children of Annoyance... then these right here are the GRAND DADDIES!!
Some of the story lines are sooo stupid and that they make this guy right here look like Einstein
And their run times are unimaginably long!!
Some serials have more than 800 episodes!!
SERIOUSLY 800 EPISODES OF BICKERING QUARRELING HOUSEWIVES, THEIR CHILDREN AND EVEN GRANDCHILDREN??WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT??!!(for those of you with a less 'developed' brain who could not understand that, i was being sarcastic!!)
You could miss 1 whole year worth of episodes and still continue from where you left off!!
And almost all serials have the same kind of characters..
The innocent bride..
The EVIL mother-in-law who tries everything within her power to sabotage the wedding!!
Some serials even have the mother-in-law kill the bride.. and have the bride return as a ghost to haunt the mother in law!!
A simple and dull story such as a man falling into a coma and waking up 20 years later can be made into a serial which can run 20 years!!
EACH EXCITING EPISODE SHOWS THE MAN LYING IN BED AND DOING NOTHING!
I wouldn't be surprised even if something like that really did exist!!
Because right now.. the world has gone completely LOCO!!
The latest trend in serials is depicting the lives of children who have lost their childhood.. children who are left with no choice but to carry the burden of the family on their shoulders!!
REALLY??...
REALLY??
Is that what people want to see??
Ruined childhoods!!.. boy!! what a jolly subject to be watching on a daily basis!!
*sigh*..
THATS all i can do know..
That is all anyone who feels the same way as I do can do right now..
We can all gather a deep breath!!..
And let out a beeeeeg sigh!!
*sssiiiiiiiggggghhhhhh*
Well that is it for.. until next time..
CYA!!
p.s..The monkey on my blog has just become my newest hero!!
That guy is deep...
