Thursday, March 25, 2010

THE WOES OF A RANDOM CRITIC

ALRIGHT!!
It has been a very long time since i ve updated this!!!..
And now here we go again..
This time, i will not be going on one of my usual rants..
And i shall tell you why..
For those of you who read this.. you might think i have it easy..
I mean how hard can it be?..All you have to do is rant about random stuff right?..right??..
WRONG!!
The fact is.. nothing is as easy as it looks!!.. and the same goes for ranting..:D
I for one, would like to believe that ranting is actually a creative skill!!:D..
And recently i ve been facing a mental block..:D
I might even go as far as to say that just like all other artists and poets out there .. a critic too faces mental blocks!!..


And in time i really do hope i that i will be able to get past this!..

And another thing that people fail to realize is how important ranting is to a critic!:D
Ranting helps define a critic.. It is who he is..
And when the time comes when a critic no longer has anything to criticize,..he is longer a critic!
Therefore,.. for me..although i do not consider myself a full fledged critic, ranting is an important part of who i am!!:D..
And for the past few weeks since i have not been ranting much..i fear i that i have been losing touch with my 'inner' critic..
I fear that the critic in me will die out soon if he does not get a chance to express himself again..
And because of that i hope people like the shiv sena or rakhi sawant or george bush or any other prejudiced bitch opens his/her piehole soon!! :D..
ps.. forgive me for the 'obscene' use of language above!:D..but hey!.. a guy has got to say what a guy has got to say!!

Prejudiced bitches and critics share an important bond..
They are just like terrorists and anti terrorists.. Even though they absolutely despise each other and always seek to completely annhilate one another.. The existance of one depends on the other!..For a terrorist terrorising isnt really terrorising unless they have people who feel that what they do is terrorising..And an anti terrorist's existance only has some meaning if there are terrorists..and similarly Prejudiced bitches and critics are eternally bonded to each other as well..
For a critic to have nothing to really unload upon will result in the creation of a void in himself!!
And no matter how hard he tries to live past it,..the void will continue to haunt him..
A critic's life is therefore a doomed one!:D..


And this has led me to the realisation that a person never really knows what he really wants!:D..
Although a critic may say that he wants these bitches 2 stop being prejudiced or stupid people to stop being stupid..deep down inside, he fears the day when a such a thing shall actually happen..
he fears the day the world is actually cleaned up...
Because on that fateful day, The world will be relieved of two things,.. 1.)Prejudiced bitches and Idiots AND
2.)THE CRITICS WHO CRITICIZE THEM!..

Thats it for now..
And i bid you farewell..
Hope THIS IS NOT THE END..
YOURS TRULY..
A RANDOM CRITIC!