Been a while since i ve posted something here..
For sometime i didn't have much to rant on...
But now i m BAAAACCCKKK!!! :D
Alright this post is going to be a little different from all the others..
All my other posts were on subjects like spam or advertisements which everyone hated..
This post is going to be on something which almost everyone simply adores!! :D..
THE TWILIGHT SERIES!!
Which is something i am a little annoyed by!! :D
Okie..
SO here we go..
The twilight series is basically about a girl who falls in love with a vampire..
Now as cool as that may sound.. trust me it isnt!..
The 'things' in the story are anything but vampires!!
They are just a bunch of cheesy lovestruck teenagers!!
And here are some 'facts' to justify my statement..
NO.1 VAMPIRES are supposed to drink blood..
The vampires in this series do drink blood,..but they drink animal blood!!..
Seriously.. Animal blood??.. I mean a vampire who drinks animal blood is like a carnivore who eats insects for a living :D..
NO.2 Its bad enough that the main 'vampire' in the story does not kill the girl or drink her blood.. but he actually falls in love with her!!.
A case of the lion falling in love with the lamb!
This is just not supposed to happen...
Let me ask you.. would you ever fall in love with that sumptuous piece of meat that you are about to sink your teeth into??..
NO3.A Vampire is supposed something that is so demonic and so hated that even mirrors refuse to show its reflection. The vampires in series are 'sweet' and 'kind'.
NO.4 You cannot say that this is a different Vampire story because the only thing that the things in the story and Vampires have in common is that both of them do not age.
The so called vampires here can't even turn into bats!! :D
NO.5As if turning something evil and vicious like a vampire into something dainty and well something, 'pinkish' :D..wasn't exasperating enough they even 'decimate' the image of a werewolf!.
In the story werewolfs and vampires are supposed to be arch rivals..
Again this might sound awesome.. but what happens is pretty soon the werewolf too falls for the same girl.. and then the werewolf and vampire kiss and make up!!..
OOH HOW BARBAROUS!!
Its not that i have anything against the main plot...Its just that i don't appreciate people changing the way things are meant to be!
Vampires are supposed to be blood thirsty scheming vile demons ..
Werewolfs are supposed to be barbaric, uncontrollable wild creatures!!
AND THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR LUNCH!!
And then there are the twilight movies!!..AAH!! THEY ARE NOT EVEN HALF AS GOOD AS THE BOOKS!!.. AND I WAS EVEN DISTURBED THE BOOKS!!..
AND PEOPLE KEEP RAVING ABOUT THE MOVIES!!..
JUST BECAUSE A GUY WALKS AROUND WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON, THE MOVIE IS EARNING A LOT OF MONEY!!
A lesson well learnt...
AAH AAH!! THE WORLD HAS GONE CRAZY!! COOKOO!! NUTS!!..
Well that is it for now..
M hungry.. gotta go have dinner.. until next time..
CYA!!
For sometime i didn't have much to rant on...
But now i m BAAAACCCKKK!!! :D
Alright this post is going to be a little different from all the others..
All my other posts were on subjects like spam or advertisements which everyone hated..
This post is going to be on something which almost everyone simply adores!! :D..
THE TWILIGHT SERIES!!
Which is something i am a little annoyed by!! :D
Okie..
SO here we go..
The twilight series is basically about a girl who falls in love with a vampire..
Now as cool as that may sound.. trust me it isnt!..
The 'things' in the story are anything but vampires!!
They are just a bunch of cheesy lovestruck teenagers!!
And here are some 'facts' to justify my statement..
NO.1 VAMPIRES are supposed to drink blood..
The vampires in this series do drink blood,..but they drink animal blood!!..
Seriously.. Animal blood??.. I mean a vampire who drinks animal blood is like a carnivore who eats insects for a living :D..
NO.2 Its bad enough that the main 'vampire' in the story does not kill the girl or drink her blood.. but he actually falls in love with her!!.
A case of the lion falling in love with the lamb!
This is just not supposed to happen...
Let me ask you.. would you ever fall in love with that sumptuous piece of meat that you are about to sink your teeth into??..
NO3.A Vampire is supposed something that is so demonic and so hated that even mirrors refuse to show its reflection. The vampires in series are 'sweet' and 'kind'.
NO.4 You cannot say that this is a different Vampire story because the only thing that the things in the story and Vampires have in common is that both of them do not age.
The so called vampires here can't even turn into bats!! :D
NO.5As if turning something evil and vicious like a vampire into something dainty and well something, 'pinkish' :D..wasn't exasperating enough they even 'decimate' the image of a werewolf!.
In the story werewolfs and vampires are supposed to be arch rivals..
Again this might sound awesome.. but what happens is pretty soon the werewolf too falls for the same girl.. and then the werewolf and vampire kiss and make up!!..
OOH HOW BARBAROUS!!
Its not that i have anything against the main plot...Its just that i don't appreciate people changing the way things are meant to be!
Vampires are supposed to be blood thirsty scheming vile demons ..
Werewolfs are supposed to be barbaric, uncontrollable wild creatures!!
AND THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR LUNCH!!
And then there are the twilight movies!!..AAH!! THEY ARE NOT EVEN HALF AS GOOD AS THE BOOKS!!.. AND I WAS EVEN DISTURBED THE BOOKS!!..
AND PEOPLE KEEP RAVING ABOUT THE MOVIES!!..
JUST BECAUSE A GUY WALKS AROUND WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON, THE MOVIE IS EARNING A LOT OF MONEY!!
A lesson well learnt...
AAH AAH!! THE WORLD HAS GONE CRAZY!! COOKOO!! NUTS!!..
Well that is it for now..
M hungry.. gotta go have dinner.. until next time..
CYA!!
