Jerks

Greetings fellow mortals.
Today , I shall go on another one of my rants. Been a long time since the last one, and boy oh boy am I excited about this one! .

Yeah, that is pretty much how my face is when I have something to rant about.


Now we all know what a Jerk is. We have all interacted, hated, (and some beat the crap out of) these 'special' people. And what is also known is that there are different kinds of Jerks. The diversity among them can almost be compared to the rich diversity of cultures we have in our country ( no disrespect,.. JAI BHARAT MATA!) . And so, ranting about Jerks in general would not be fair. It would not be fair to the very limited amount of people who read my blog (I LOVE EVERY ONE OF YOUS :D) nor would it be fair to the Jerks, who deserve a lot more than a simple blog post. What I mean to do, is to present to you, a not so detailed study on the not so rare breed of Jerk, that I like to call, THE HOSTEL JERK.

A Hostel Jerk is not merely a Douchebag that lives in a hostel, oh no, he is much more than that. This is an exceptional kind of Imbecile who finds increasingly disgusting and creepy ways to mentally scar Hostel residents without inflicting physical punishment. Now there are demarcations within the Hostel Jerk class as well. And I shall present them one by one. I have divided them on the basis of the environment where they strive and the very first kind of numbnut I'd like to introduce is ..

THE MESS JERK :
I am pretty sure that anyone who has ever lived in a hostel would have had atleast one person's face flash in their mind when they read the title.

                                                             Yeah.


Okay the mess jerk's aim is simple. Get food, make everyone else look like a complete idiot. This is the kind of person who would just butt in a line that extends from the entry of the room to the destination!. If the world were a fair place, then these are the kind of people who would be killed by unexplained meteor strikes.

But the mess jerk's work isn't done yet. He can be spotted licking the spoons that are supposed to be used by everyone else for serving the food,  he can be seen blatantly attacking the guy who is balancing this huge container of food on his head so as to get the food and presumably to make sure that noone else does, and at times even running around in a crowded dining hall like a complete retard with his arms flailing, knocking down the good folks' plates.

And as a final touch, he makes sure that he feeds the table that he is sitting at and also leaves plenty of food on it incase the poor little table becomes hungry again. And how can the table eat without a plate??..The mess jerk, being the considerate bastard that he is, leaves his plate after he is done eating, right there on the bloody table.

Evil rating :  ***


THE CORRIDOR JERK: 
The corridor is where the party is at!. Atleast for the corridor jerk.
Now what corridor jerk wants is for the corridor to look like a battlefield. He makes sure that the trash cans are empty and all the garbage is where it, according to him, rightfully belongs, ZA CORRIDORR. And just to show how committed he is, he at times does have  a battle with other corridor jerks with the above mentioned trash, BUT only when normal people try to sleep.
He can be seen running around shooting trash out of his every extension. He can be seen screaming like someone is ripping his eyeballs off his sockets for no apparent reason. And quite recently, he has been reported to have been making sure that no room in the corridor has power. The corridor jerk cares for the environment. But this kind of jerk is kind of lovable when all is said and done, because hey, its always fun to see someone run around with trash in their hands. and clothes. and face. and quite possibly other places .

Evil rating : *.



WAAIT WAAIT, There is one unique kind of jerk that lurks in the corridor who is anything BUT loveable. This twisted vile demon comes out when even the jerks mentioned in the preceding paragraph have retired to their rooms. He scans the clotheslines for his prey. And he finds it, a perfectly good underwear, all washed and clean, left there by its unsuspecting owner to dry. He looks around and makes sure that no one is watching, and just then, HE STRIKES!. The underwear is gone!. Never to see its rightful owner again. Separated from the one person that it means the world to. Another love story, cruelly cut short.
Noone can confirm his existence. The only proof being, the poor victims whose underwear he so mercilessly abducts and reports of orphaned underwear, inhumanely ripped and tarnished, so hideously disfigured that it is barely recognisable,  found lying on the stairs, or on the floor. Yes fellow readers, read it aloud with me,  the greatest trick the devil ever played, was convincing the world that he didn't exist. Evil 1 Good 0.

Evil rating : *****

                      Portrait according to the very few eye witness reports.


BATHROOM JERK:
And last but certainly not the least, the most devastating kind of jerk there is. The bathroom jerk. Equipped with a very wide variety of skills, he is the who manages to wreak the most havoc in the minds of the good folk.

Each of his skills deserves attention. Starting off with clogging the wash basin. Mostly, out of 5 or 6 wash basins only 1 or 2 actually work. And early in the morning, you are barely awake and you go to the wash basin and what do you find?. ?????. Yeah ????? is exactly what you find. You have no clue what is inside the basin..all you see is strange discoloured water and a faint 'figure' blocking the drain!. At times, you see hair. Yes hair. Lots of it. What hair no one can say. Which adds to the mental agony. Man has always been known to fear the unknown you see.
So the wash basin is where it begins.
Then we move on to the showers. This more or less falls under the general Jerk category, rather than the HOSTEL Jerk category. Again out of the available bath stalls, there will always be only one or two with working showers. The Jerks, in this scenario get a bucket to bathe in , and yes, you guessed it , occupy the only stalls that have working showers. The people who dont bring buckets, have no choice but to wait till the jerks are done. And most of the time, just to add insult to injury, the nitwits decide to wash all their frikking clothes as while, while the good folk just wait like morons. YOU HAVE A BUCKET, USE THE OTHER STALL, YOU UNBELIEVABLE EXCUSE FOR A HOMO-SAPIEN!.

Now that we have both of that covered, I advise the readers to brace their selves, because things are about to get messy.

                                            :D. I couldnt help myself :P

This next ability of the bathroom jerk was recently discovered. This next one is so far reported only in men's hostels . One fine day, you hear nature's call and decide to relieve yourself by answering it. You walk to the toilet and suddenly you see it. There is guy right in-front of you, standing a good 2 feet away from the toilet stall and peeing into the floor of the stall (One can only assume its the floor, super peeing abilities being quite rare). And yes, his 'dingaling' is right there in the open saying, HELLO BEAUTIFUL WORLD, and at times , god forbid, HELLO, BEAUTIFUL STRANGER. And ofcourse, washing up AND/OR flushing are terms that are as foreign as a Chinese guy on mars to these people.


Next, we have the classic Hostel Bathroom Jerk Ability. The one ability that is absolutely a must if you are to join this elite clan. The ability to NOT flush no matter how horrifying your creation is. NO matter how much of stench it generates, not even if you poop out a live sharktopus, do you flush.

                                Sharktopus, for those who aren't familiar

And when the jerk goes into super mode, he poops a miniature mountain, yes a mountain of poop, and believe me when I say it, it sometimes moves. A moving mountain of doodie. And he smashes the flush so that NOBODY can move his mountain. THEIR KIND DESERVE A DEATH SO CRUEL THAT IT IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL FOR ME TO TALK ABOUT IT. IF YOU ARE ONE AMONG THEM, THEN WHAT KIND OF A PERSON ARE YOU?!. GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BLOG!.

Also, there is this one guy, in our college who will forever remain a BATHROOM JERK LEGEND for what he managed to accomplish. Buckets. Doors. Floor. Nothing was spared. People say I can paint with words, so I am not going to say more.  The Bathroom Jerk thus, continues to be the most potent Hostel Jerk.

Evil rating : ******************************************************************

And here ends, my not so detailed report. I am sure I ve missed out on a few, but this is all the time I want to spend on this issue.

My  previous post was about everything is a battle between good and evil. Fellow mortals, I have just this to say, Evil has risen. The Jerks have played their hand, now we play ours.

                                   A fire will rise?? :D. Hopefully :P



Until next time,

-TheRandomCritic

The War Rages on..

Greetings fellow rational(and some irrational)  beings. 

As I mentioned in my 'reinvention' post, this post will NOT be a rant, but it still ought to be fun never the less :D.

Alright, So every Indian who isn't a complete blockhead knows the Ramayana. If not in detail, the basic premise at least. We have many more epics where Demons and Gods fight it out, each trying to stake their claim to the Universe. 

We have pretty much the same thing in all religions. Good vs Evil. And although, good always seems to triumph, evil keeps coming back. Various forms, new tricks, and keeps giving the good guys a run for their money. Now we live in an age where we don't really have these massive battles. We don't have demon kings or holy heroes. Whatever happened to all the commotion and the hullabaloo?. Is the battle over?. If so then who won in the end?.

                                              Closest thing we have to a modern day demon king.

My answers to the above questions are what this post is all about. The war my friends, is still very much on.
Good vs Evil is something that will continue to go on until the end of time. It is what the world  runs on. In the ancient texts evil kept coming back because evil had no choice BUT to come back. That is how things are meant to play out. Good cannot exist without evil and neither can evil exist without good.
And the war is as fierce as ever. Evil keeps getting stronger and so does good. Countless lives are lost, Millions are injured and there are no signs of it all ending, EVER. The casualties after both the World Wars combined do not even measure up to half the casualties as a result of this contest.

                                                                 A lot worse than this.

Now where is this battle you ask?. Where are all the disfigured evil monstrosities fighting their perfectly sculpted adversaries? .

We are the battlefield. What this humble servant of the force believes is that the ultimate battle of Good vs Evil is inside each and every one of us. And I like to believe that these are the same battles the ancient texts talk about. Not the literal war between horned demons and heavenly angels, but the war that rages on every second in the minds of the people. The victims of this war can be anybody from your closest loved ones to a complete stranger living in the opposite hemisphere.

Every decision we make  reflects how the war has tilted. The disfigured monstrosities represent the voices that compel a man to do things he/she later regrets. The demons are the easy to find. Those who are too lazy to look deep within themselves may often find their minds occupied only by these demons. They may find that each decision they make turns out to be one that hurts people. One that they wish they hadn't made. Keep listening to these demons long enough, and you will soon completely lose the ability to search for good. The demon's greatest strength is its illusiveness. It requires great wisdom to spot a demon in the first go.

The protagonists, are always harder to find and are always fewer in number. But their power and ability is immense. Do enough of searching before making each decision and  soon you will find each good decision easier to make. With each act of good, you will grow more accustomed it. And where as the dark side will continue to pull you toward it, you will find resisting a lot easier.

 

The war within

Like I mentioned earlier, the idea of the demons and beasts from the scriptures and ancient literature being personifications of negative thoughts and emotions seems more appealing to me. 

And while there is a whole new Extra terrestrial  aspect that has been recently added to the mix in the perpetual debate on the validity of our ancient texts( Another post on that soon :D), I find this idea more 'infectious'.

And so, after all that 'deep' shit I just spat out ( spitting shit, now there is an image that is hard to get out of your heads ), all that I wish to say is that there are simply, no easy decisions. After all,

It is a war out there. 

Reinvention

A post after year. AGAIN. I am starting to feel like one of them big-shot actors who brings out just one movie a year :D.
Except not many people read my blog. 
But that shouldn't stop me from feeling like a big shot should it? 

 
Oh yeah.




 Back to business, when I logged in to my account, I had a completely different topic in mind to write on. But when I got here, I read some of my older posts and I took  time for some much needed introspection. And after all of that, I've finally stumbled upon what I may need to do keep writing more frequently. 

Reinvention. That is the word of the day. The need of the hour. The morpheme of the minute. 
This post is most certainly unlike any of my other posts. This is different in the sense that, it will merely act as a preview. A sneak-peak at what you can expect from this random critic from now on.

As the years went by since I began writing, the critic in me  also changed. He grew up. And he , for the most part, become way less 'critical'. 
But fear not, my rant loving friends, for I shall continue to find new ways to keep you entertained.

And by doing that, this critic aims to to solve the one problem that has continued to hold him back from updating this blog. He aims to to finally be able to criticize himself. The Random Critic is going to be chastised for being a critic by himself. 

You see, if there were a movie, this would be the point where the guy you thought to be the protagonist all this while turns out to be the vile, plotting, puppet master villain.  

 

And I fell right into his trap. By branding myself as a critic, I became compelled to keep adding rants to my blog. Although I had done non rant posts, every once in a while, the villain in me would go "WHAT SORT OF A WORTHLESS CRITIC ARE YOU?. YOU KEEP POSTING STUFF THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO. THIS ISN'T YOU, THIS SHOULDN'T BE YOU".
And that would compel me to wait for something to rant on to come up before I even think about updating the blog. 

And as I waited and waited, little did i realize that the critic was growing up. He was going through life changing experiences( these aren't as dramatic as they are hyped up to be though. A post on that soon, maybe? ). And all this made writing all the more difficult.

The old guy is me right now. Metaphorically :D. 


And NOW, IT IS TIME FOR THE HERO TO RISE , RISE FROM OBSCURITY AND KICK SOME VILLAIN ASS!. 

No more shall i carry the burden of being a critic. If I have something to write, I write. I realized its just stupid for me to limit myself. 
I needn't be a nasty scrooge-like person all the time, I can be a nasty scrooge like person when I want to!. That is the beauty of being a nasty scrooge like person!.

 
Yeah, you!.Watcha lookin at?.

And so TheRandomCritic begins his journey to rejuvenation. And I invite everyone who has read this post to join me. Join me on my journey. And lets kick some punk-ass butt! :D. (Only when we want to, of course,which was the whole point of this post.)
Hence,I end my return speech :D
And I promise to see you all a lot more often.

-TheRandomCritic

P.S
For the people who are new to the blog, do checkout the older posts :D 

ARE YOU 'CRAZY'?

HELLO AGAIN! :D

Been about a year i think :D..
Well anyways I am back with yet another theory..
But this is no ordinary theory. This theory could lead you to question each and everything you know to be true..it could and most probably will lead you to question your entire existence.
For those of you who have watched the movie 'inception' this may sound a bit familiar..

The concept itself is quite simple really, It is almost the exact title of this post.
Are you crazy?.

Now most of us would promptly answer this question with denial. But stop and think because that is when everything gets interesting.
I m pretty sure everyone has atleast once in their life seen a person that society has labelled 'insane.' Now if you observe that person, You'l see that he is in a world of his own. He interacts with people, He carries objects , and does everything a 'normal' person would do. But yet there is an abberation. He seems to be interacting with objects that just do not exist. People term that person to be schizophrenic or just plain crazy.
We'l refer to the schizophrenic as 'BOB'.

Get it??.. spongeBOB?? :D






okie.. yeah so to BOB..he is not crazy. He is just another person living his life in his own simple way.
Bob has friends to whom he talks and shares stuff.
He has enemies with whom he quarrels and fights. Bob has a house, a family and maybe even pets.
In short BOB has a pretty 'normal' life if you ask him.


The question is what if you were BOB?.
What if all that you see, all that you feel, everyone single person you know, were manifestations of your 'insanity'??. What if myself, the blog you are reading right now, the clothes that you are wearing right now just simply did not exist.
You might think the idea is far fetched. But this is what we know about BOB to be true. We 'know' that BOB is crazy when he is talking to his 'friends',interacting with objects in his 'world'. But the fact and the matter is BOB does not 'know'.

For those of you who need a more thorough and visual explanation of what i just said, i suggest you watch the movie 'shutter island.'. You'l know exactly what I am talking about.

One 'deep' movie :D






Now this leads us to another question. What is 'Reality'?. If what we see , feel and live through isnt it,then what it is?. Where is this 'Reality' and how can you get there?.
The answer, my fellow mortals is that reality does not exist.

Reality is a completely relative phenomenon. What is 'real' for BOB is non existant to us. The same way what is 'real' to us is non existant to BOB. The thing about schizophrenia and other mental diseases is that noone has been able to find out what causes them. No one knows what apparently goes wrong when one turns 'schizophrenic'. My question is, could it be that nothing really is wrong?. The person is living in his/her own world. To him, that is reality. And the events that happen in that world are as real to him as the events that occur in our world are.

The conclusion that I came upon after all this is that there is no line between sanity and insanity. They are both the same state of mind. What is 'sane' to one maybe 'insane' to another.

The beauty of this theory is that it is completely harmless. It just encourages one to think twice about everything one has taken for granted. Even if you are crazy, Even IF your world is nothing but a big hallucination, it doesnt matter. What matters is, that its YOUR WORLD. And you are living in it. This is where you were, where you are and where you will be.



This picture is open for interpretation. ;).



The 'mind' is a very complex phenomenon.
It is funny that we know so little about something that each and every one has. It causes you to see things, feel things. It controls and defines you in ways you can't even imagine. It is outrageous when we think about it. We dont even know what the 'mind' is. Some of us believe that whatever it is, it is in the brain. This leads us to another question, which is what my very next post will be about.




So i guess i'l make my um... 'comeback post' a small one.
Hey you never know, maybe i have been writing all along, just not in your world, BOB :D.

Until we meet again, this is you random critic saying arrivederci :D

A critic's Religion..

Namaskaram!!
Helo n 2day i present before you another post which deviates a little from my usual rants..
okie..without further ado,.. Here v go...


Okie basically most of my friends say that I am an atheist ..I would like to begin today's post by dismissing that claim..
I do believe in GOD..but the God i believe in might be a whole lot different from yours..
I was born a hindu, and therefore hinduism certainly does have its influence on me..
But unlike most of the people i know who consider Brahma, Vishnu n Shiva the gods of creation protection an destruction as actual entities,..i dont..
What i believe in are forces..and i really do believe that is essentially what 'they' meant when they first wrote about them..
Now who the 'they' here are is something i really do not know..:D
In my humble opinion, Brahma is symbolic of all the forces that led to the creation of the cosmos...Vishnu is symbolic of the forces that help sustain the cosmos and Shiva is symbolic of all the forces that are responsible for the eventual decimation of the cosmos..
And i do not see any reason why one has to 'fear' or devote himself/herself to these forces..
We have all learned about tons of forces.. Th gravitational force, the electrostatic force,.. but we do not commit ourselves to these forces..





Now, moving on to the scriptures..
My assessment here is that the actual stories and characters in them are actually quite irrelevant and it is the ethics in them that really count...
Both the Ramayana and the Mahabharatha are meant to teach people to lead good lives..
They are meant to guide people to the right path..
And today we have Hindu fanatics running around the place destroying mosques and temples and hindering development claiming Ram peed there or Lakshman pooped there..and hence labeling the land as 'sacred'. I have great respect for the Bhagvad gita, The Ramayana and The Mahabharatha but i find no reason to respect Ram's land or Hanuman's writings because to me they are all nothing but fictional characters..and the epics themselves, mere anecdotes.
I believe people are missing the bigger picture here..instead of just praying to flying monkeys and elephant headed humans, what one needs to do is actually spend that time working or doing good.

That is why i believe in the laws of karma and dharma..Karma,which basically states that one gets what one deserves and Dharma which basically states that each and everyone has a purpose.
And again i disagree with the hindu take on all of it which explains karma on the basis of 'GOD's' direct involvement and which kind of mixes up Dharma with destiny.
I believe my concept of 'Dharma' is potentially the answer to what people have been searching for all their lives.. The purpose of life..
I believe the purpose of every person's life is to make a difference..
To make their presence felt..
The purpose of life is to live..
Now you may have noticed that i have focused only upon Hinduism and its aspects and not on any other religion's. I have a simple explanation to that as well.. I do not wish to comment upon things that i do not have any real knowledge of..i am not saying that i am a pundit in hinduism,..But I have a right to comment upon it as i was born into it and i have practiced it for the better part of my life.
I may disagree with Mahathma Gandhi on a lot of issues but here, i commend him.I really admire his stance on religion.He believed that religion should merely be a way of getting in touch with one's inner self a means of relieving stress. He believed that all the ideals in religion were to be practiced in real life and that religion itself should act as a channel towards equality.

What the world needs right now is a hybrid..A hybrid of Gandhi and Che Guevara who would annihilate all the Religious fanatics and put all the terrorist scum in their places!!
WE NEED A REVOLUTION!!
WE NEED A SAVIOR!! :D
WHO KNOWS, IT COULD BE YOU..


Okie.. well i think i am going to wind up now..
So in conclusion what i would like to say is that Hinduism,Islam or Christianity isnt my religion. I do have a religion but i lack a name for it..
My religion is based upon the morals and ethics from all the religions i know of..
And unlike all other religions mine does not have a static foundation..the foundation of my 'religion' continues to grow..
My religion is built on Equality Love Peace Freedom Justice Liberity and other values..
Perfection is my one true god and excellence is my salvation!!

OH YEAH..I M ALMOST AS DEEP AS THE MONKEY ON MY BLOG---->
:D

OKIE,..so until next time ,.CYA!

-A very 'religious' critic :D

THE WOES OF A RANDOM CRITIC

ALRIGHT!!
It has been a very long time since i ve updated this!!!..
And now here we go again..
This time, i will not be going on one of my usual rants..
And i shall tell you why..
For those of you who read this.. you might think i have it easy..
I mean how hard can it be?..All you have to do is rant about random stuff right?..right??..
WRONG!!
The fact is.. nothing is as easy as it looks!!.. and the same goes for ranting..:D
I for one, would like to believe that ranting is actually a creative skill!!:D..
And recently i ve been facing a mental block..:D
I might even go as far as to say that just like all other artists and poets out there .. a critic too faces mental blocks!!..


And in time i really do hope i that i will be able to get past this!..

And another thing that people fail to realize is how important ranting is to a critic!:D
Ranting helps define a critic.. It is who he is..
And when the time comes when a critic no longer has anything to criticize,..he is longer a critic!
Therefore,.. for me..although i do not consider myself a full fledged critic, ranting is an important part of who i am!!:D..
And for the past few weeks since i have not been ranting much..i fear i that i have been losing touch with my 'inner' critic..
I fear that the critic in me will die out soon if he does not get a chance to express himself again..
And because of that i hope people like the shiv sena or rakhi sawant or george bush or any other prejudiced bitch opens his/her piehole soon!! :D..
ps.. forgive me for the 'obscene' use of language above!:D..but hey!.. a guy has got to say what a guy has got to say!!

Prejudiced bitches and critics share an important bond..
They are just like terrorists and anti terrorists.. Even though they absolutely despise each other and always seek to completely annhilate one another.. The existance of one depends on the other!..For a terrorist terrorising isnt really terrorising unless they have people who feel that what they do is terrorising..And an anti terrorist's existance only has some meaning if there are terrorists..and similarly Prejudiced bitches and critics are eternally bonded to each other as well..
For a critic to have nothing to really unload upon will result in the creation of a void in himself!!
And no matter how hard he tries to live past it,..the void will continue to haunt him..
A critic's life is therefore a doomed one!:D..


And this has led me to the realisation that a person never really knows what he really wants!:D..
Although a critic may say that he wants these bitches 2 stop being prejudiced or stupid people to stop being stupid..deep down inside, he fears the day when a such a thing shall actually happen..
he fears the day the world is actually cleaned up...
Because on that fateful day, The world will be relieved of two things,.. 1.)Prejudiced bitches and Idiots AND
2.)THE CRITICS WHO CRITICIZE THEM!..

Thats it for now..
And i bid you farewell..
Hope THIS IS NOT THE END..
YOURS TRULY..
A RANDOM CRITIC!

TWILIGHT...a.k.a D CHEESY TEENAGER STORY :D

Been a while since i ve posted something here..
For sometime i didn't have much to rant on...
But now i m BAAAACCCKKK!!! :D

Alright this post is going to be a little different from all the others..
All my other posts were on subjects like spam or advertisements which everyone hated..
This post is going to be on something which almost everyone simply adores!! :D..
THE TWILIGHT SERIES!!
Which is something i am a little annoyed by!! :D






Okie..
SO here we go..
The twilight series is basically about a girl who falls in love with a vampire..
Now as cool as that may sound.. trust me it isnt!..
The 'things' in the story are anything but vampires!!
They are just a bunch of cheesy lovestruck teenagers!!
And here are some 'facts' to justify my statement..
NO.1 VAMPIRES are supposed to drink blood..
The vampires in this series do drink blood,..but they drink animal blood!!..
Seriously.. Animal blood??.. I mean a vampire who drinks animal blood is like a carnivore who eats insects for a living :D..
NO.2 Its bad enough that the main 'vampire' in the story does not kill the girl or drink her blood.. but he actually falls in love with her!!.
A case of the lion falling in love with the lamb!


This is just not supposed to happen...




Let me ask you.. would you ever fall in love with that sumptuous piece of meat that you are about to sink your teeth into??..
NO3.A Vampire is supposed something that is so demonic and so hated that even mirrors refuse to show its reflection. The vampires in series are 'sweet' and 'kind'.
NO.4 You cannot say that this is a different Vampire story because the only thing that the things in the story and Vampires have in common is that both of them do not age.
The so called vampires here can't even turn into bats!! :D
NO.5As if turning something evil and vicious like a vampire into something dainty and well something, 'pinkish' :D..wasn't exasperating enough they even 'decimate' the image of a werewolf!.
In the story werewolfs and vampires are supposed to be arch rivals..
Again this might sound awesome.. but what happens is pretty soon the werewolf too falls for the same girl.. and then the werewolf and vampire kiss and make up!!..
OOH HOW BARBAROUS!!

Its not that i have anything against the main plot...Its just that i don't appreciate people changing the way things are meant to be!
Vampires are supposed to be blood thirsty scheming vile demons ..
Werewolfs are supposed to be barbaric, uncontrollable wild creatures!!

AND THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR LUNCH!!

And then there are the twilight movies!!..AAH!! THEY ARE NOT EVEN HALF AS GOOD AS THE BOOKS!!.. AND I WAS EVEN DISTURBED THE BOOKS!!..
AND PEOPLE KEEP RAVING ABOUT THE MOVIES!!..
JUST BECAUSE A GUY WALKS AROUND WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON, THE MOVIE IS EARNING A LOT OF MONEY!!


A lesson well learnt...



AAH AAH!! THE WORLD HAS GONE CRAZY!! COOKOO!! NUTS!!..
Well that is it for now..
M hungry.. gotta go have dinner.. until next time..
CYA!!